A Crazy Questionnaire | Website Exclusive

  • Thursday September 29th, 2011
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Let’s face it: Dolph Ziggler is a hot commodity. Whether he’s rubbing shoulders with Hollywood celebrities (and by rubbing, of course we mean borderline unethical treatment from them), continuing to climb the ranks amongst the WWE roster (still haven’t forgotten about his World Heavyweight Championship rematch clause!!), or burning up his Twitter account with notorious one-line zingers or creepy (yet secretly attractive) photos of Smurfette, Ziggler commands your attention.

Simply put, the world wishes Dolph Ziggler had fathered them. Don’t agree — well, of course we’re going to put him over, you do know which website you’re browsing, right?! So, for “the hell of it,” Ziggler has taken a break from his latest hobby (mastering the art of impregnating women without a single touch) and has granted us a pretty whimsical interview with some of the more ‘interesting’ questions that haven’t been asked before. …or have they?


1.) What is the most annoying question that interviewers ask you?
“Do you model yourself after Mr. Perfect?” — the answer is no! He was awesome and I was obviously a huge fan. We both have frizzy hair and are great athletes, he’s a Hall of Famer and I’m trying to get there! I have carved my own personality and love showing off, but because of my hair and WWE theme song that says “perfection,” I’m a ‘Mr. Perfect’ clone!

2.) What’s your favorite rib/prank that has been pulled on you?
I can’t think of any about me, but once, The Spirit Squad caught The Big Show in a giant microphone wire trap. Using a Subway sandwich as bait, he actually didn’t see the trap and we caught him in it!!! Hahaha (then he beat the living hell out of all of us)

3.) If you were to be cast on a reality TV show, which one would it be?
I’m hooked on The Real Housewives of Orange County, so hopefully I would be moving into their neighborhood and ruining their marriages! Oooooh, also, NXT looks fun!

4.) What gives Dolph Ziggler ‘the creeps’?
I hate heights… and needles! I’ve been in several ladder matches and have done well because of the adrenaline. Were always going over seas and getting a shot for something and I hate it — though I usually have a Diva or two hold my hand.

5.) If we take a look inside your refrigerator, what would we find?
Not many groceries; I’m never home and live alone, so come on in robbers!!! Here is the address: 123 Fake Street, Bikini Bottom, USA! Actually, lots of bottled water, cake batter flavored Muscle Milks, chocolate covered almonds and cans of NATURAL light, duh!

6.) Best insult/fan sign that you’ve seen or heard?
I usually give the best insults, especially at the WWE live events! The fans have a blast and I entertain my ass off! Come check out our shows, they are a blast — and I go topless!!!

7.) What do you wear to bed?
I usually wear American Apparel briefs to bed; every funny color you can think of! I just may be coming out with some “Perfection” undies with WWE, so fingers crossed…

8.) So, what is the best thing since sliced bread?
A few things (that I especially look forward to): Chipotle — now with brown rice, cheap happy hour cold ones, hockey, standup comedy, seeing if anyone will “follow” my match, but the best thing going right now (aside from yours truly on Monday Night RAW) is ARCHER! It’s like we were separated at birth, and one of us is a cartoon!

9.) One thing most people don’t know about you?
One thing most people don’t know is… maybe that I am/used to be fluent in American Sign Language! I took 8 semesters in college, and used to be pretty damn good, actually got to communicate with several deaf fans during SummerSlam Axxess!

10.) Finish the sentence: “Dolph Ziggler has a really big __________.”
Dolph Ziggler has a really big….. HEART! HAHAHAHA, I mean EGO! I can’t stand to not be the best and work the hardest at whatever it is I do in life! I can’t stand when someone is better than me; it literally keeps me awake at night…. (Well, that and all the late night “texts”)

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