It is time for Piper’s Pit with your host Roddy Piper.
Roddy says that it is Wrestlemania season. 29 years ago today, he had the honor to be in the main event of the first Wrestlemania ever. Roddy points out that he did not get pinned in that match. There was a man who played a huge role in Wrestlemania and making Wrestlemania the monster it is today. That man was the Eighth Wonder of the World. . . Andre the Giant. On Sunday, thirty Superstars will be in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. They will have their Wrestlemania Moment and to have their names linked with one of the greatest legends in the history of Professional Wrestling.
Roddy says that if you ask him who he thinks the favorite is . . . it is . . Miz’s music plays and Roddy wants to know what he is doing because he is talking. We get a Really Volley. Miz says that if Roddy was going to bring out the odds on favorite, here he is. Unlike Piper or Andre, he has won the Main Event of Wrestlemania. Those 29 other superstars do not compare to the most must see Superstar of all time.
Sheamus’ music plays and Roddy is pissed off. Sheamus tells Miz that he is not fit to hold Roddy’s kilt when it comes to TV shows. When it comes to the battle royal, he sees the trophy and a pint in his future, but he sees a Brogue Kick in Miz’s. Titus O’Neil’s music plays and he says that if anyone deserves a win, he will spell it out. T-I-T-U-S. After he wins at Wrestlemania . . .Roddy tells Titus to stand there and then Titus barks in his face.
Dolph apologizes for stealing the spotlight and he says that is his thing and that is what he is going to do on Sunday. Not only does he eliminate everyone in the match, he will etch his name in sports entertainment history. Roddy says that it is his turn. He tells the four of them that their names are ‘You’. He wants to get things started. Roddy with a thumb to Miz’ eyes and Sheamus kicks Miz. Dolph and Titus battle. The other participants in the Battle Royal make their way to the ring and there is pandemonium.
Rey Mysterio’s music plays because he needs his own special entrance. Dolph with a sunset flip and the fourth certainty in life happens, Rey rolls through and he kicks Dolph. Rey sends Cara into the ropes with a rana. Rey with a 619 to Cara and then Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Drew and then to Cara.
Big Show’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring and he choke slams Darren Young. Show sends Heath into the mat and then he punches Slater. Show with a choke slam to Ryder and Ziggler at the same time. Rey and Show stand face to midsection and then Rey gets on his knees to beg for mercy. Rey with a 619 to the midsection and then he goes up top and Rey is caught by Show and Show presses Rey over his head and then onto everyone on the floor.
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